Fletch...or Sketch? wants to draw a line between what we do and what those weird people do.  Unsurprisingly, the line is pretty thin.

Latest Overheards can't decide whether to secede from the Union or make a sex tape.

Rejected thesis titles

Whatever you do, definitely don't do this.

 



Here's why your roommate didn't come back from Winter Break




Coffee cup survives!
 The Ledger is pleased to report that Matt Herbert's coffee cup has survived the Haiti earthquake unscathed.
 

Iran on the half-shell

Iran sent a turtle into space, but we know what they're really up to.  It's totally rad, dude.

Gitmo moved to Tufts
The Obama Administration has identified Cousens Gym as the only mainland location more brutal than the Guantanamo Bay facility.  Rumors abound that Khalid Sheik Mohammed's trial will be held in Mugar 231.
 



Hazing incident ends mentoring program

Incoming Januarians humiliated by demonic, diminuitive MALD students are calling for an end to a program they say has brought them nothing but PTSD. 

Everett criticizes market, loses mind
After accidentally supporting a cap-and-trade plan at a dinner party, Professor Everett's hometown was forced to endure his decline into madness.


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