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Commie Castros Controlling Cuba:
The Arch Conservative
Undermines Communist Cuba
My fellow Americans,
We now turn to the ongoing battle in our Southern hemisphere, the land where the US must act as a big brother with a big stick:
The tainted liberal media hailed the end of the Cold War along with an end to the historic fight between American liberty based on democratic freedom and evil Soviet communism. Foolishly they overlooked the stark black-and-white war that rages still today: the forces of good against the socialist hordes. Today we see the continued corrupted communist efforts by the Chinese and Cubans to put an end to freedom and democracy. We must squash these evil ambitions!
The communist coup in Cuba has a new poster child: Raul Castro. Like our future president, an increasingly conservative John McCain, we all were looking towards to imminent death of the tyrant Fidel Castro. It appears as if the reign of tyranny will only continue. Raul is the terrorist evil younger brother, the bastard son of an extremist revolutionary, and a Soviet PSP ally. As the replacement for Fidel, Raul represents a key link in an unholy alliance with Venezuela and Hugo Chavez, a man whose socialist audacity has thrown South America into an Andean Crisis. The Communist Cubans will certainly ally themselves with the Venezuelan socialist much as China and the Soviet Union were allied in the 1960s through 1970s. Raul and Fidel constitute the two-headed dragon that our Saint George must slay!
The Cuban economy has suffered under these socialist extremists. Fearing capitalism, the Castros support an economy based on de-privatizing business, overspending on health care, and subverting individual ownership of property in order to provide housing for miscreants. Cuba cannot even muster enough resources to trade with the most important economic country in the world today: the US. In fact, tourism, the great hallmark activity of the nationalist government pre-Castro, has fallen through the bottom in Cuba where even rich Americans do not want to visit. The communists, the Castros have destroyed what was once a beautiful land where individuals could go to enjoy a unique culture epitomized by Desiderio Alberto Arnaz y de Acha III, better known as Ricky from “I Love Lucy”. Today, Cuba will never be able to return to its formal glory without a forced regime change.
Cuba is a land abundant in disorder, fertile in chaos, and brimming with communist ideology. We have seen similar places, inhabited by tyrants, brought to the glory and freedom of democracy. Iraq should serve as the example to any efforts to change Cuba. We must muster the forces of freedom for another intervention on behalf of the true Cuban people exiled to the US, pure in intention and skin. We must purge the communist forces of evil that reproduce into spawn from brother to brother, from tyrant to tyrant! Join me as I pledge American support for a free Cuba, a democratic Cuba, and a capitalist Cuba!
Until the next communist crisis,
Your Arch-Conservative
The Arch Conservative will not rest until the commies in Cuba are
destroyed and "I Love Lucy" returns to its rightful television prominence . He may still review emails sent to
viewpoints@fletcherledger.com.
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