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Dear Ambassador Abe, I recently received a letter from Dean Judge telling me about the possibility of the Y2K bug affecting those of us who will be staying in Blakeley over winter break. Other than telling us that we may be relocated to an emergency shelter in Cousens Gym, it didn't give any details as to what sort of horrors may occur. Do you have any ideas? Sincerely, Y2Kaged in Blakeley Dear Y2Kaged, There are certain to be a plethora of ills that will plague Blakeley come January 1, 2000. It will be somewhat akin to reliving this year's Halloween Party except with even more candy corn, less beer (if that is possible) and absolutely no toilet paper. Stashing all the canned goods I can, Abe
Dear Ambassador Abe, My boss is running for President and asked me to name the leaders of India, Pakistan, Taiwan and Chechnya. Can your Fletcher knowledge help? Yours, Shoulda hired an Advisor from Fletcher Dear Shoulda, Well, you are wise to come to Fletcher for needs such as yours. You see, today's Fletcher students are paying in excess of $40K in tuition so some day one of them will be qualified enough to tell you and your boss to: READ A !@%#$! NEWSPAPER! Hooked on Phonics, Abe
Dear Ambassador Abe, Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Curious, An Admirer Dear Admirer, I have no idea, but let me tell you, they make one hell of a mess. However, they are mighty tasty. Karen Carpenter should have roasted up few. Pass the stuffing, Abe
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