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The Prospective Dean
By Jen Lahue (MALD '00)
Until Jack Galvin's successor is
officially announced (and quite possibly for some time thereafter), the Ledger will
feature a summary biography of prospective candidates for dean. This is the second
installment in this series.
The Candidate
| Name: |
Jonathan Pollard |
| Current
Position: |
Convict |
| Nickname: |
Maxwell No-So-Smart, Loose Lips, Skippy |
| Qualifications: |
Former Fletcher student, extensive experience in
bilateral negotiations |
| Training: |
U.S. Navy intelligence analyst; watched lots of Charlie’s
Angels in the early 70s; has a Hardy Boys Secret De-Coder ring |
| Strengths: |
Can live in very small spaces |
| Weaknesses: |
Can't keep a secret |
| Pet
Peeves: |
Life sentences |
| Favorite
vacation spots: |
North Carolina |
| Favorite
Book: |
The Secret War on Hanoi, by Prof.
Shultz"
It's right up my alley!" |
| Quote |
"Why do I always have to pick up the soap when it falls
on the floor?" |
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