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Global Eyes By the Funky Four Hey Fletcher!!! We're
back! Remember us, the funky fabulous four? To recap, there's
Valley-girl Heather who got into Fletcher by some admissions fluke, our Little Latina,
Manolita de la Blaba who is graced with the true gift of gab, Marie-Chantal de la Foufou
who reigns from Monte Carlo and Guy… well, what can we say about Guy except that
despite being afflicted with occasional idiomatic problems causing inadvertent confusion
he's just… plain…Guy? Well, it
looks like the partying has been picking up in the last couple of weeks and we've been
right there mingling amongst you, ready to dish the dirt on what is going on at Fletcher
behind closed doors and in glass fishbowls... Speaking
of fishbowls, like uh, how oblivious can Fletcher students be? Like yoo hoo, who didn't see those two in there
engaged in some major tete a tete??? Like,
I'm not too sure what to make of this study group of like totally anonymous students. Like
duuhhhh, guys, why do you think they call it a fishbowl?
Next time just be sure you come up for air. Like,
what do YOU think Mary Chantal? Zut
alors, Heazzer, you're accent it is atrocious! But
speaking of eh, how you say it, ethereal matters and ze beautiful people, our Aphrodite, Elina Manjieva has taken a liking
to certain ambrosial concoctions. Rumor has
it zat she is fond of washing down Brazilnuts with Caipirinas!!! Aye,
Aye, Aye, Mamasita, I have to tell you about the music at the fiesta hosted by Elaina Loizou and
Agatha Ciancarelli!!! They played Brandy and
Madonna on this cute little radio that kept skipping!
Aye, you had to see the dances coming out of the woodwork. Were you there Papi??? Hey
babe, I was watching the dance moves of our very own Chen Zak. Rumor has it that she learned all these slick
salsa moves over the summer. Well, I can tell
you, she was dancing to the beat of her own drummer at the last party!!! Speaking of slick ... Like, Omigod, did you see AM and Peter Maier, they were like all decked out in their Sunday best for Citibank
interviews this week. Like suits and all! I mean, AM's
didn't even have like, Bruce Springsteen on the front… Speaking
of hunting, zere seems to be ah, so many Fletcher boys on ze prowl. In fact some of zem ave been abusing our cultural
customs, several were spotted kissing our darling Swiss miss, Mademoiselle Alexandra Ruppen some 32 times on the cheeks
instead of the customary three. You are very bad you boys!
Mami! By the way, Mojisola,
mi hermosa Terry, if I’m not mistaken, it
is not, in fact, the culture of a world citizen to rub up on people in the Hall of Flags. Or no, Papi? Well,
speaking of taking advantage of situations, I noticed that Ms. Van den Brule has an interesting new take on
quality time. She’s been toting her boyfriend along to class. I don't think that's what Fletcher means by a
JOINT DEGREE Jill… I myself
would like to congratulate all ze budding young poets and ze gracious hosts John Moore, Ziad Raphael and Kevin Newman for
their invitation to "spread the word" as well as Omekongo Dibinga for his impromptu performance
that wowed ze crowd. But, please, please
gentlemen, do not confuse poetic license with other forms of impermissible licentiousness.
Alexis Grabar, we know Omekongo Dibinga's young dancer friends were tres
sensuelles but we call zis, how do you say, barely legal 'ere. We hope you spread the
word, because if not we will ... Speaking
of like artistic endeavours, I'd like to say that I'm so like really excited about all of
these international artsy types that are being admitted to Fletcher lately. Like, between the actors and singers and
everything, I feel like this is like that old show Fame.
And I can't imagine how awesome it will be with those GMAP Global Master of Arts
program which will mean that our parties will be like advertised all over the internet and
will be in cool places like Costa Rica! Go Fletcher, yeah!
You are
very young I sink… Anyway, it is time
for us to leave you, and for your viewing pleasure, we 'ave some pictures of ze
orientation. Mais, make sure 'ow you say zat you GET OUT ZERE AND GIVE US SOMESINK
TO TALK ABOUT… Click here to view pictures of Orientation 2001 Comments? Write us at letter@fletcherledger.com |
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