By the Funky Four 

"Halloween, Fiesta Latina and more..."

Hold onto your pride because the funky four is tearing up the gossip scene after the recent spate of parties.  They are full of the tricks and treats of the all-seeing global eyes.  The following was overheard in the Hall of Flags…

Marie Chantal de la Foufou:  Just like every year around Halloween it seems as though a frightening amount of gossip has come out from under zee sheets… zee ghost sheets, of course! This year’s Blakeley party was absolutely divine! 

Valley Girl Heather:  Speaking of divine, Judd Horn and Jeremy Perelman seemed heavenly inspired in their choice of costume.  They each tried to wishfully hide their sinful side by showing up as angels.

Marie Chantal:  Ha!  Who do they think they’re kidding?

Manolita de la Blabla:  Aye, I know! But they weren’t the only angels.  Charlie’s Angels made a cameo appearance, as well.  And they didn’t seem to be trying to hide their sinful side nearly as much! 

Guy:  All this talk of hidden sides makes me think of Grigore Scarlatoiu, Misha Mohammeddinov, and Obaida El-Dandarawy, all of whom where completely unrecognizable in their costumes.  They each seemed to get off on keeping people guessing.  That’s what I call a tease! Marie Chantal:  Tease is right! … the heat in Blakely lounge made me want to try a striptease! There’s no doubt that Elaina Loizou and Agatha Ciancarelli were hot in those pants they wore!

Neither of those characters seemed to need any lessons from Nadia Crisan, who used the occasion to reveal her true identity—a “sex instructor” with lab coat and all.  But what did she use that stethoscope for?Heather:  Duh… Like, I’m sooo sure she used it to check out the boys with the racing hearts… Dick Cheney hearts that is!  Whatever, though… like, what does Dick have to do with hearts anyway?  With, like, the protection of Brian Shankman, Geoff Oravec and Ben Sklaver we all made it safely through the night without any attacks.

Manolita: Ay Mami!  And did you see that Tony Kujawa!  Chu know that his 'Tufts Regulations' Costume was voted "Most Scary!!!" But I was almost attacked by a masked woman posing as El Zorro!
	That same Zorro (a.k.a. Deborah Ruiz-Verduzco) seemed to be walking in Zig-Zags the following noche, as well! Guy:  She must have had a run in with all those people sneaking drinks from bottles smuggled into the party.  More than a few cabezas must have been pounding after the Fiesta Latina.

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Marie Chantal:  The poor piņata suffered its own form of pounding!  And helping to keep the beat were Carl Simon, demonstrating some of that Swedish salsa, and Martin Masumbuko, showing off the Kenyan merengue.

Heather:  Showoffs definitely abounded that night.  Like, the spin was totally a bit heavy and I’m not talking about the CNN factor.  Did you see Noam Unger trying to make Jill Van den Brule all dizzy?

Manolita:  Yes, it’s true Mamita, players were coming out of the woodwork! Whereas Sebastian Knoke seemed to be the ball player on Friday night, it was clearly Rocky Weitz who assumed that role on Sabado. Guy:  I know what you mean!  Rocky Weitz has been seen hanging his (disco) balls at every party!  Would you want a guy like that dating your sister?

Marie Chantal:  Mais, hell no!  I’d want him dating me!  But the sister thing reminds me that a couple of dashing Fletcher siblings made appearances over the party weekend.  Ahsiya Posner’s brother Jeremy, shook his stuff at the Halloween party as one of the “four-bitten fruit” and Henrietta Lake’s sister Francis was seen strutting her stuff at the Fiesta.  Who says family fun has to be wholesome??

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Heather:  Like oh my God! The list goes on and on!  There’s simply too much to discuss. 

Manolita:  We’ll just have to move forward, keeping tabs as we go…

Guy:  I’ll catch up with you ladies next time to gossip yet again.  But meanwhile, Fletcher...

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